Got these from a forwarded mail my mom sent to me.
What Kids Say about the Ocean:
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6 )
Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7 )
Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)
When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.. (Julie, age 7)