Thursday, July 30, 2009

Small Butt Chair

Does this chair look out of proportion to you?
Well, it is.
However, ONLY people with small butts can sit on this chair.
Where to buy it you ask?
Lee Ptd Lte.
:)
Yup, this chair actually broke so my dad modified it.
He took out the blue green seat covering and placed it around another round plank and then screwed it back to the frame of the chair.
(unfortunately the round plank was quite small).
Nonetheless, it's repaired, good as new...new design somemore!
LOL!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Melted

Awwwww..he dedicated this song to me on our monthiversary. (melted)

"LOVE OF MY LIFE "

I love you, the love of my life
I need you, our love is right
I've found the one that my soul loves
No other love means so much

I prayed to my God for a heart to keep
He gave me the one, He knew my needs
Over and over this love is sweet
I recognize the joy that makes our love complete
God gave you to me

You're the one I prayed for long ago
Fearless trust I never thought I'd know
I've found the answer to my dreams
My eyes were opened to love's mystery

I prayed to my God for a heart to keep
He gave me the one, He knew my needs
Over and over this love is sweet
I recognize the joy that makes our love complete
God gave you to me

The love of my life...

I love you, the love of my life
I need you, our love is right
I've found the one that my soul loves
No other heart gives so much
God gave you to me

You're the one I love
You are the love of my life


© 2001 Darla Day / BMI /
Jeremy Medkiff: percussion /
Jonathan Brown: keys

Monday, June 29, 2009

Ruth Wan is My Name :)

Take a lookie!
Jason and I came out in the Star papers on Fri ( 26 June 09), Wedding section.


( *click to enlarge)

I'm a "Wan" according to my I.C. :P so technically, it's correct. LOL.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Grace's Hair

Yes! I dreamt that Grace's hair looked like this! Her hair was blue in colour, all braided up on top. What more, the braids had long yellow balloons entangled in them. So, the balloons stuck out from her hair like a mohawk. Haha. :P

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Mismatch

Monica, Jason, Jeremy, the pillar, Me, Si Qin, Guy1, Guy2, and Guy3 ( in this order on the round table) were all sitting at the table. It was a Malay wedding held in a restaurant. The hall was big but there were only 6 tables. Our table was at the end. The last one.

>Pic 1: How the dinner looked like and the position of our sitting.

And guess what? Jason was the Emcee AGAIN! HaHa. But this time, he wasn’t wearing formal attire. He was in his jeans and his dark blue long sleeve shirt. Show time! He walked up all the way to the stage which was pretty far; taking out his wallet and throwing it to his mom on the way for safekeeping; and after a few minutes he came back. Smilingly, he looked at us and told us the news.

“I went all the way up there to tell the audience about the groom but all that came out from my mouth was ‘ribbit’, ‘ribbit’!”

Funny.

Then an air stewardess walked past to exit the door. She apparently had just played the violin on stage and was about to leave the dinner. We all looked at her as she walked out of the door. She was pretty.

Anyway we were all sitting down and it was funny how Jeremy was sitting in between Jason and I. Tsk Tsk. After Jeremy was a pillar, then it was me. Siqin sat on my right and I was having a discussion with her on what shoe the Guy2 was wearing. Siqin was in a high school uniform, a Baju Kurung to be exact. Hmmmm. And she asked me to look under the table cloth and describe to her what shoes Guy2 was wearing.

“Erm, Black with lines on it? The lines are more like the texture of the shoes,” I said.

“Oouu! Interesting! I think he is some kind of musician then!” Siqin said.

> Pic2: How the guy's shoe looked like.

I also conversed with Monica from across the table. We were talking about birthdays and stuff.

“You can get me pancakes for my birthday,” Monica said.

Then a young girl, probably around 6 or 7 years old, appeared out of nowhere. She was sitting on the table, holding a pen and trying to grab the menu to draw on. Jason then pulled out some exam papers from his file and gave it to the girl. She happily took it and started drawing. I turned to Siqin to make a joke.

“ You know, if you give the girl the test papers and ask her to draw, she won’t; but if you give the girl the test papers and ask her not to draw, she will! HaHa!” I said.

Siqin and Guy1 next to her laughed as if it was the funniest joke in the world! (Come to think of it, there’s really nothing funny about the joke. But it was funny in my dream!)

Change of scene.

My neighbors, orang putihs, from across my house barged in while I was sleeping. Asleep in the living room; on the floor; I woke up to find them staring at me in disgust as if sleeping on the floor was the worse thing to do. I was pretty mad when I saw their faces but I pretended to sleep. At the corner of my eyes I could see a whole bunch of orang putihs coming out from their house, one even in a bikini.

Hmmm.

Later that day, my brother was showing me something rather interesting. My mom’s old Nokia Phone has a new device on it. It comes with a handkerchief compartment. Press a button and a stick comes out at the upper left corner of the phone. Attached to the stick is a miniature hanky wrapped around the stick.

>Pic3: The handkerchief device on the nokia phone.

Funny.

Change of scene.

Jason and I were driving home to Jason’s house with a dog in the car. Apparently this dog belonged to Jason and we just saved him. His name was “Pole”. When we reached the front gate, I went out of the car to open the gate for Jason’s car to go into the porch. 2 dogs approached me. They were Jason’s too. AND, they could speak CANTONESE! Yea, they were sniffing at me and asking each other: “ yi ko hai Ruth lei gem eh? ( is this Ruth?)”

Then the other dog said: “ Hai ah. Ruth lei ge, Ruth lei ge. (Yes, it is Ruth. It is Ruth.)”

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Blast to the Past: Hong Kong Disneyland

Destination: Hong Kong.

Time of arrival: Dec 2007, 0100 hours ( actually i don't know la, simply taruh a date ) - but the year is correct la.

The streets of Hong Kong; where its full of people and there's no space for the birds to fly without crashing into the signposts.


Welcome to Hong Kong Disneyland!


Since we arrived there at night, we were priviledged to witness the beautifully lit fountain that changes colour every few seconds, the streets, and the magnificent fake palace.


And we were in time for the fireworks! These are just some of the it:



The next day, we freaked ourselves out with the rides. This was some space mambo jumbo ride. Oh gosh, it was scary. ( if you look carefully, the person next to my sister is my brother. but you can't see him because he decided to duck all the way through the ride.)


Then, picture time! Mulan was pretty and her waist was so so so so small!


Goofy and Ruufy!


Dead men on benches was quite a common sight.


Captain Jack Sparrow! Look like or not?



We also got to watch the Disney Parade. By the way, the streets are always filled with music and songs...kind of really makes you feel like you are in disney cartoons.


The following princesses are real people, not statues.




Even the green soldiers were walking like robots ( but they are real!)



Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Glue

The biggest glue stick you have ever seen!


NOT!

It's a tissue roll cover!
And it's in my toilet! :)